Want some jokes to go with your Pirate Flag? Pirate jokes are good clean fun so we compiled a list of them for you.
Question: What is a pirates favorite food?
Question: Why did the Pirate cross the road
Q: How much did it cost the pirate to piece his ear.
Q: What has 8 legs and 8 eyes?
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Q: What do you call a pirate who skips school?
Q: Why did the pirate quit playing golf?
Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
Pirate Joke Story:
"Wow!" said the sailor. "What about your hook"? "Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the men cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?
"A grapefruit squirted into my eye.", replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a squirting grapefuit?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."
Q: What kind of ship do pirates have problems with?
We will try to always add more pirate jokes as time goes by.....
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